Hi, my name is Mark. I'm from Texas and I love to take pictures and reblog things I like.
i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”
Or we could just stop stereotyping people.
ifollowbadblogs asked: troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????
- lippy lippy v soft
- kiss kiss
- open Opening
- tonguey tong
- lick lick y um
- mwa x2
- (boom ba doom bang!!!!)
- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor
Me: I’m gonna get up early and be on time for work!
Me: I’m just gonna take a quick shower, in and out!
The only reason I would ever want kids is to make them watch Mean Girls.